Nedávné recenze uživatele pacouranga

Tried to row out of there 1min into the game. Wouldn't let me. Scared some seagulls. They died. Tried to repair a cart to carry some bags of sand. Couldn't. Had to carry by hand. 0/10 Pretty Good game.

It is a walking simulator. You wander and talk to some grandma over the radio. It starts promising with skinny-dipping teens, then lags for a long time building up a transparent and boring mystery, then ends with a forest fire. You will occasionally find some real mysteries, but they go nowhere. It seems the main goal of the game is to collect all the books you can from the stash boxes and bring them back to your ranger station to proudly display on your shelf, but you can only carry one book at a time, literally in front of your face, and have to throw it in the dirt to hook up a rope or chop at a bush because I guess Henry's backpack is broken???

I'm sure that, for someone, a walking simulator about two chatty cowards and their lifetime of baggage will be mesmerizing, but as a "collect all the books I can find in the wilderness" simulator it leaves a lot to be desired.

A game for aspiring compulsives. Extremely salty that it took 4 contractors 2 weeks to build my kitchenette but I got it done in 5 minutes, alone, with a magic ipad. Demonstrably better with a podcast or something in the background. About 10 hours or so worth of missions that introduce mechanics then slowly adapt you from tidying up a shack to fully renovating a house while building your capital. The rest is freeform buying wrecks and turning them into palaces. As far as the DLC goes, the HGTV pack is just more of the base game, just East Coast flavored. The Garden Flipper is $15 you can spend to make your game less enjoyable. Apocalypse and Cyberpunk packs are basically free item packs, though Apocalypse has three bunker renovation jobs.

It's a null eddies item pack, choomba. What'd you expect? No house flipping gigs to run but enough preem gear for your houses to make bourgys say "buwuh?"

The developer is French, that's why everyone in their games sound like that.

Story is boring and trite. You're an ordinary hero until you're not, and you have to save the world.
Classes are uninspired. There are three, guess what they are.
There is a gimmick the game takes pains to demonstrate, where you possess a giant ghostly monster. This didn't work on any of the other giant enemies I ran into. I found another giant ghost man, but I couldn't possess him, even though it would have been useful.
Enemies are unintelligent and will all either beeline for you or beeline for you before stopping and shooting you.
Game confuses "challenging encounter" with "just dump a bunch of enemies on screen at once." This turns boss encounters into 15-minute long kite-fests.
Skills are barebones and shallow and will break other skills: a maxed arrow skill lets you shoot 4 arrows in a row, but taking the charged arrow skill reduces it to 1 unless the charge is on cooldown, so you'll want to waste the charged arrow so you can go back to shooting effectively.
Small inventory space gets filled with junk fast but vendors are super rare; there's no hub to return to and unload your junk.
I've found exactly one useful NPC. The quest associated with them lasts 2 minutes. They are the first (and only) vendor you find, which for some reason has an item on sale for 49000 gold whereas my wallet has about 800. They are made permanently inaccessible after playing for another 5 minutes.
Environments (the four that I saw anyway) are unimpressive and the maps are extremely linear. Think Dark Alliance but more claustrophobic. Areas that look like they might be explorable are blocked by invisible walls. There are no meaningful interactive set pieces, not even a barrel.

I'm a huge fan of action rpgs of all stripes and my tolerance for genre jank is pretty high, but this is simply too awful. This is my first and hopefully last requested refund.

Goes from actually harrowing to creepypasta town pretty quick, but it was worth the ride.

A tip: keep the game's directory open in a side window.

Incredibly smart, deep, reflective writing. Bizarre and thickly layered world will have you wondering at the familiar things and struck by the alien. You can be a fascist drunkard superstar or a speed-freak commie art school guy or a squeaky clean neolib with a penchant for self-flagellation or a centrist Doomsaying Cop hooked on grey market anti-radiation pills (to protect you from bad photons, of course) and anything in between. Dress like a bum and work your way up to dress like a well-coordinated and well-armored bum. Delight your partner by giving drugs to kids jacking off in the street. Accept Race Realism because you couldn't fight your way past the Islander Supremacist. Find some rare bugs, or a curse. Just vibe for a while in the corner store because the song is good. Lots to do here in this gem of game.

Essentially, and almost exactly, the Escape Velocity games. It's prettier than NOVA, which came out 16 years ago, now. The trading has been simplified and the ship stats have become more detailed. You have to manage energy levels and heat now. There are new and different ships and outfits and many aspects of Escape Velocity seem to have been expanded upon, but this is very much the same top-down, intertia-flying, buying-and-selling, pirate-cursing, hold-down-J-for-light-speed Escape Velocity you doubtlessly loved if you are here reading reviews for a free game.

One of the best games of last gen desperately needed a PC port and it finally got one. A smattering of mods and visual tweaks are available by now, but the vanilla port is extremely solid (less buggy and finicky than their latest port of Monster Hunter World). The keyboard controls are fine, but it really shines as a you can finally use hotkeys; the console releases require you to go into your inventory to use an item or equip your lantern.

Dragon’s Dogma is an open-world ARPG that evokes gameplay of Monster Hunter and Devil May Cry, and the flavor of the Berserk series. The character customization is very flexible: it’s possible to play any class as a big fat guy, a scrawny old man, a muscle-bound hulk or even a little kid, or any size shape or color in between. The game has asynchronous multiplayer in the form of Pawns, which are AI-controlled partners every player makes and can be hired as third or fourth party members by any other player in the world. The class system is diverse but relatively easy to grasp, with nine equally viable classes for players with six of those available to Pawns. Classes play quite differently from one another but can carry over skills and passive perks to other classes, encouraging experimentation (or at least planning).

I adore this game and recommend it to everyone.