patrick20206's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 3:26pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:28pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 5:46pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 11:55am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 11:11am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 8:28am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 8:36pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 8:27am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 11:48am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 11:21am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 8:03am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 3:21pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 11:43am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 8:23am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 2:16pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 2:41pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:00pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 3:35pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 4:59pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 11:31am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 4:16pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 3:51pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 3:05pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2021 @ 4:10pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 10:27am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 11:24am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30