Recent reviews by Patrizl001

JUST CAN'T GET ENUF

Gameplay's a little on the weaker side but the story's pretty great once it gets going

fun and does some really creative fourth wall stuff for the low price of $0

Zero clue how the game's this highly rated. Enemies scale insanely quick and if you make the mistake of actually diversifying your moveset instead of dumping into one move + health you're stuck dealing with insanely tanky enemies that wipe your shield in 2 hits and your healthbar immediately after. Later areas have large groups of enemies juggling you in stupid ways like groups of suicide bombers grabbing you, exploding, then the next one grabs you immediately because you have no iframes getting up. The dodge sucks and has no iframes unless you pull off the parry which has an INCREDIBLY tiny window. I wasn't even done the first run before I started dreading the fact that I would have to do this again for whatever other endings there are, and just gave up.
Damn shame because I was actually liking the story.

One of the few games I actually was motivated enough to 100% because damn it's that good

Cute little story and great music that sounds straight out of Va-11 Hall-A. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is it short though.

Like with the 8 hour loading screen crap in mind control delete, the ego of the devs have once again ruined a game for everyone

Steam gave me a used code, said to talk to EA about it. EA refuses to do anything since the code is already used, and giving me another would mean they gave away 2 copies of the game for 1 code.
Don't buy this.

Absolutely great! Looks good and plays good!

If you'd like to hear the story of how a robot-loli had an orgy with 8 mall santas, this game is for you.

...jokes aside, THIS IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. GET IT.