Recent reviews by crypt lord

animal crossing for queer people

BIG KOBOLD HEAVY BUTT THICK ASS MUST BREED BREED BREED BREED IMPREGNATE

no achievements, so you make your own challenge
the DLCs actually feel like expansions, and not something you can't live without
extreme replayability, even more so with mods
runs on everything

my only complaint is that there's no bug genotypes so 9/10

While my over-all experience with the expansion has been good, there is one major problem with it: its new endgame crisis, the Synthetic Queen.

Bolstering a greater bulk and navy than the other crises, she is unique in that she has a diplomatic side. Ultimately, in my first play-through, though I did her bidding, I was ultimately eliminated after several years. Not once did she impregnate mine or my vassals' territories, and after 30 years; without any prior warning, or notification, deleted my empire from the game, all while I was protruding her territory myself.

If you have to, throw your navy at her. Don't play her games, or she will play you out of the game with the snap of her fingers. I am hugely disappointed.

i'm the storm that is approaching

The original Hollywood hacker sim, and my own gateway drug into the world of Demoscene. Skaven (Deep in Her Eyes) is a legend!

Somehow less frustrating than Elden Ring.

Adventure Mode beta:
>Travel with my swordsman buddy
>Find bandit camp
>Get hand severed by an archer (classic)
>Goblins approach
>They surround my buddy as the archer targets him
>I shoot the archer from afar with my crossbow
>Several misses
>Decide to throw cut onyxes instead
>Crash the game

This is the stuff of legends.

A short demo of YIIK's first chapter with a new prologue and a major menu and combat overhaul. Pretty good visuals, and lots of cool new details; however, the dialogue is still YIIK levels of unbearable. Which is 'just right'.

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