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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:49pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 7:48am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 5:11am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 5:40am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 8:24am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 8:50am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:07am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 9:13am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 8:13am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2014 @ 8:45am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 12:31pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 3:09am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 9:04am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 4:27am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 2:01pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 7:21am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 4:31am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 12:06pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 9:46am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 3:20am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 8:06am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 2:53am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 7:40am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 2:45am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 1:35pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 8:24am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 5:44am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 10:12am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 3:24am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 4:50am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 10:58am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 12:07pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 8:49am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 4:42am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 5:46am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 5:11am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2014 @ 8:40am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 5:11am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 3:35am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 2:43am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 10:39am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 9:54am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 7:19am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 8:41am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 8:18am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 2:49am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 2:16am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 5:08am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 8:43am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 8:20am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 7:10am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 10:53am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 10:40am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 9:36am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 2:57am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 5:26am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:06am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 3:21am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 8:01am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 7:42am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 4:14am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2014 @ 7:57am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 9:07am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 1:25pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 7:34am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 4:25am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 10:44am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 12:46pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 7:05am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 12:48pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 9:12am



Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
5 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
12 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+5

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