[Gromit pours the tea in the cup, putting the bread in the toaster, pushing it down, then pushing the toaster away, then getting out of a chair, marking an X on the 12 from the calendar, then looking at a watch, then Wallace sleeps, then Gromit grabs the envelopes, shuffling it up, walking to the table with a train passing by, then sitting in a chair, unboxing an envelope, then opening and closing a music card, then opening a music card, hearing music, hearing a buzzer, saying, "Breakfast", pressing a button]
Wallace: It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit. I'd like a three-minute egg...
[Gromit pulls a lever]
Wallace: Whoa! Steady on! [puts his pants on] Gromit! [sits on his chair]
[the hands put sleeves on, raising his hands, putting on a shirt, popping his head out]
Wallace: Ha-ha!
[Gromit presses a button, shooting jam out, then the toaster pops out, putting jam on it, landing on a plate, eating the toast]
Wallace: Well, that went as well as could be expected, didn't it? Though I might have to make a small adjustment to the drop. A touch painful on re-entry. [puts toast in his mouth] Cracking toast, Gromit.
[Gromit continues looking at a newspaper]
Wallace: [swallows his toast] Any post, was there, perchance?
[Gromit takes the envelopes to Wallace]
Wallace: Oh, dear, a bit steep! Oh, my goodness! Well, I'll be... They're all bills. Oh, dear, oh, dear! We shall have to economise, Gromit. I'll have to let that room out. Oh, dear! [takes a picture frame, dialing the locker, opening a locker, taking a piggybank, closing a locker, putting the picture frame back up, sitting back down, taking the cork out, shaking the coins out] Oh. Just look at that. I'm down to my last few coppers. And those presents weren't cheap, either. Gasp!
[Gromit looks at Wallace]
Wallace: Well, Gromit, let's see what's on the 9:05, shall we? [hears a train tooting] Here she comes now. I wonder what this can be. Happy birthday, chuck! [takes a present to Gromit]
[Gromit opens a present, looking at the leash and spikes]
Wallace: I knew you'd like it. Here, let me help you. [puts spikes around his neck] You look like somebody owns you now. And that's only the first part. Come and look in here.
[Gromit looks at the Techno Trousers, in a present, walking backwards to Gromit, then looking at the tag with an X, saying, "To Gromit Love Wallace"]
Wallace: I think you'll find this present a valuable addition to our modern lifestyle![opens a present] They're Techno Trousers. Ex-NASA. Fantastic for walkies! All you do is attach the lead on here... [puts leash on Gromit] ...then program in. Walkies, 10 minutes, 20 minutes. Oops!
[the Techno Trousers walk down]
Wallace: Ha ha ha! Have a nice walk, Gromit!
[cut outside, with a sign, saying, "DOGS MUST BE KEPT ON A LEAD", climbing up on a slide, with the Techno Trousers walking with a dog, then sliding down, then cut to Wallace, dialing on a calculator]
Wallace: It's no use prevaricating about the bush.
[cut back outside with Techno Trousers walking with Gromit, then Wallace puts a sign, saying, "ROOM TO LET. Apply Within", throwing Gromit in the house, then knitting it up]
Wallace: [off screen] Nice walkies, hmm? [to Gromit] How were the Techno Trousers?
[Gromit hears a doorbell ringing]
Wallace: Oh, there's someone at the door, Gromit. [puts the teacup down] I wonder who that could be. [walks to a door, opening the door] Oh, it's about the room, then. Well, that's grand. Er, would you like to come this way and inspect? [he walks the room] I'm asking 20 a week, er, that will include your breakfast. [Feathers McGraw stares at Gromit] I suppose you like kippers, do you? [Feathers McGraw follows Wallace up the stairs] Partial to a nice black pudding myself. With bacon, of course. [Gromit contunues knitting and he's seems a bit confused] I'm sure that we could come to an amicable agreement. As I say, it's a big dangy at present, but it's surprising what a lick of paint'll do, isn't it?
[the picture frame falls down]
Wallace: Oh! Er... But I don't think... Hmm. Oh. Er, wasn't quite what we had in mind. Wouldn't you like to see? Oh, dear!
[Feathers McGraw dances on the bed]
Wallace: Em look, ha ha, um... There's something I got to tell you. It's, um, no pets. Does that suit you?
[Feathers McGraw changes the music to Tie a Yellow Ribbon]
Wallace: Seems pleasant enough. Cheer up, Gromit. It's a surprising what a lick of paint'll do, isn't it? [pounds on the wall]
[cut to Gromit, looking at a book, putting his leg up, then putting a book on the leg, dropping it, going faster to Wallace, climbing up]
Wallace: Oh! So that's where my braces went! [climbs down]
[Gromit walks on the ceiling, painting it]
Wallace: Wonderful things, these Techno Trousers. Oh! I'm sorry.
[Feathers McGraw walks to Gromit, painting on a ceiling, then sleeping in a bed, hearing music, getting up, knocking the door, sleeping in a bed, hearing a glass break, then Feathers McGraw walks in the house, turning off the light, then the music stops, then Gromit sniffles, then cut to Gromit by the bathroom down, with Wallace walking downstairs]
Wallace: Lovely morning, Gromit!
[Gromit eats cereal, watching the TV, then Feathers McGraw brings shoes to Wallace, putting them on]
Wallace: Oh, thank you very much. Ha ha ha. That's just grand.
[Gromit looks at the cereal and the TV, then the newspaper lands by Gromit, then Feathers McGraw takes the newspaper]
Wallace: Oh, thank you kindly! What do you think of that, Gromit, eh? Our playing guest. [laughing]
[Gromit hears thunder]
Wallace: Ha ha ha! Nice drop of Bordeaux, this, eh? Here's to paying guests. Ahh, more cheese, penguin, eh?
[while Wallace laughs with his guest, Gromit goes into his kennel and turns the light on, grabbing a blanket, brush, bone, and clock, tying it up, then looking at a picture frame, then turning the light back off, walking in the rain]
Wallace: [off screen] Good night, penguin. Sleep well! [turns the light off]
[Gromit walks away, looking at the house, closing the gate, then Feathers McGraw looks at Wallace, grabbing a book, saying, "ELECTRONICS FOR DOGS", using a screwdriver, whirring it up, then the clock rings in the trash can, opening it up, looking around, hiding back down, then cut to Wallace, sleeping]
Wallace: That was lovely cheese.
[the bed tilts down, sliding Wallace down, landing in the Techno Trousers]
Wallace: It's the wrong trousers! [gasps] The wrong trousers! What have you done with the controls, Gromit?! [looking around, noticing that Gromit isn't there, putting his leg up] Now, that'll do. Hold on a minute. Stop it! Gromit! [walks faster] Stop those confounded things! This isn't funny, Gromit! [continues walking faster] The joke's over! Get me out of these trousers! [bounces up and down] Lovely day!
[cut to Gromit, pointing at a paper, saying, "ROOM TO LET REASONABLE TERMS", moving the hand away, saying, "NO DOGS! APPLY WITHIN", shaking his head, looking at Feathers McGraw, saying, "WANTED HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHICKEN? 1000 REWARD", with Wallace running faster]
Wallace: Help! GROMIT! [continues running faster] Oh gangway! Whoa! [bounces up and down] Sorry! [crashes offscreen] Whoa! It's the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong! Stop them, Gromit, stop them! Help me! Help me! Gromit! The wrong trousers have gone haywire! Get me out! Help!
[Gromit looks at Feathers McGraw, walking away as Wallace hops around in a very funny way]
Wallace: [walks in the house] Oh, I'm tired! A good doze. That's what I need, get me strength back. [sits on a bed] What a... What a shocking calam... calam... calamity. [sleeps in a bedroom]
[Feathers McGraw walks away by Wallace, looking at Feathers McGraw walking away, putting the newspaper down, then putting the money down, looking at Feathers McGraw, looking around, writing on a notebook, grabbing a box, walking down, cutting the box, looking at Feathers McGraw, measuring it, dropping it, putting