Recent reviews by Rigamaroller

fun

A documentary of the correct yet previously unknown story of how Noah died in the Ark. With intellectual cutscenes, biblical questions (because everything has to educate you), and interactive portions to keep the viewer on their toes, you won't be disappointed by Noah's adventure to knock everything out with food before he loses everything.


It's ok I guess if you make someone else get it for you

I got to go bowling with my cousin

OH SCRAP...

This game is fun!

guitars are pretty cool

In the game, Isaac cries because of all the awful things happening to him, like his mother trying to kill him, or the fact that you can lose your chance of getting a deal with the devil because something spawned on top of you.
Or because you picked up Soy Milk with Brimstone.
Or because you only find Godhead during challenges.
Or because Abel shot a bomb into you.
Or because the SPEED! and Ultra Hard challenges exist.
Or because the only upgrades you get are for shot speed.
Or because every item room has a cruddy active item.
Or because Curse of the Blind causes you to pick up Cursed Eye.
Or because you missed Boss Rush by three seconds.
Or because the Donation Machine jams after one penny.
Or because you can never find that third Guppy item.
Or because Eden's Blessing gives you a damage down later.
Or because The Keeper.
But whatever happens,

10/10 would be a baby again