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Don’t you
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DARE
besmirch Eowyn’s name like that You know how many cookbooks they have in Edoras? How many culinary classes? They don’t, that’s how many. You learn to cook from your family and guess what, Eowyn doesn’t get to hang around her mom and dad, her duty is to take care of the king, who for god knows how long has been 60 going on 160, totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless and only takes advice from an escaped convict from Madame Tussaud’s, no one can even be bothered to fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flag and Eowyn’s job has been to pretend like all of this is a-oh-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-kay all the while training with a sword, and on top of that she’s pretty damn light on good cooking influences - Eomer, the only family she’s got that doesn’t have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Saruman‘s hand up their ass is Eomer, who eats a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brick of meat off a knife. You really expect her to learn to make a good vichyssoise from The Meat Marshal?
Aragorn understood this. Did he complain like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ suburban parent at an Olive Garden? No he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didn’t, because that would be a grade A ~♥♥♥♥ move~, and because Eowyn would’ve probably just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost it and killed him on the spot and then we wouldn’t have gotten a third movie, and if Aragorn understands one thing it’s box office ka-ching. He’s not stupid, he wants his $$$ and to not die and to not be a piece of ♥♥♥♥.
So you don’t. Talk. Smack. Bout. Baeowyn’s. Soup.
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