+rep nice

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

This man has been caught eating a glizzy on numerous occasions. Be careful around this glizzy gobbler

Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask "Why?".
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Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
-- Mt.
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Meg: Lois, get me another bag of Skittles.
Lois: Excuse me, young lady?
Meg: Did I freakin' stutter? I said, more Skittles!
Lois: That is it, young lady. Ever since you've got that makeover you've developed a terrible attitude and this success with the family band is only making it worse.
Meg: The "family" band? Perhaps you haven't noticed, Lois but *I am* the band. Right, Ms. Swan?
Ms. Swan: Oh, yeah, she the band. Old lady jealous.
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If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low
-- Book title by Lewis Grizzard
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<hop> when you start making only stupid mistakes that are obvious, thats
when you start getting competent
<hop> because you don't make fundamental misunderstanding mistakes
<hop> and thats a *good* sign.
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Trading for fun =rep

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