I have never felt the need to review anything, but the writers behind this game have caused me to seriously consider the way I approach my life.

After watching my character die from a heart attack about five minutes into my first playthrough I immediately scheduled my first doctor's appointment in over 20 years and signed up for a gym membership. I also feel like I finally understand the negative repercussions that go along with wandering around aimlessly pretending to be another person, making random disconcerting comments to strangers all while drinking myself to nightly blackouts.

Don't get me wrong, I am definitely going to black out later, and will undeniably sleep right through my doctor's appointment. Also when I get my first gym bill a month from now and realize what a terrible mistake I made, I will have worked out there exactly zero times and have literally no clue where they are even located. I will then proceed to call them with a story involving missionary work in North Korea to get out of the contract and it will totally work--not because the agent on the other end believes my story, but because they just want the phone call to be over.

So the game hasn't saved me from myself, but it has caused me to consider my own mortality and deviant behavior. Frankly I am impressed.