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Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?

S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:53pm

No Boundaries

You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 11:08am

The Old and The Hopeless

You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 11:54am

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 11:55am

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 10:25am

Secret Agent Man

Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Credit Watcher Extraordinaire

Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34am

Something to Tell the Grandkids

She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 10:14am

Hey, Is This Yours?

Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 11:00am

Yes! Yes! Yes!

You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2013 @ 6:03pm

Is That All There is?

Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 10:27pm

I Can Walk the Walk!

Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Is This Something To Be Proud of?

Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say?
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 10:47am

Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On

Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Order of the White Pants

Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 10:54am

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 11:49am

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 1:34pm

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 10:16am

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 10:33am

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 10:30am

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 5:40pm

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 5:41pm

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 5:46pm

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 12:55pm

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 12:59pm

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 1:37pm

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 1:41pm

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 5:55pm

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2013 @ 5:58pm

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2013 @ 6:06pm

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 11:03am

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 10:07am

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 11:52am

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 9:57am

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 5:47pm



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