Recent reviews by Braxton Jaylee Bieber

I don't know why they had to put all of these zombies in here.

Get the jabarino. It's safe, effective and most importantly free!

It's not the kind of game you'll play every day but when you do, it's a lot of fun to mess around with. It's still getting new updates which include new units, maps and improvements to the performance of the game. You can also put in a ton of custom content that others have made through a built-in browser. There's nothing quite like this on such a large scale. Very cool

The video game equivalent of every mom on planet Earth constantly telling a development team to clean their room. 3 years later, they're still shoving ♥♥♥♥ under the bed.

Oh, I see you've got a new expansion out. No more allowance until you clean up this mess, young man!

This game is pretty fun. I enjoyed the fast-paced thrills and the different experiences with each play.

Your annoying friend from the 90s with a bowl haircut and khaki cargo shorts would probably tell you that this is Oregon Trail "On Crack". Well he's never actually tried crack so what does he know? I, on the other hand, have and I can tell you that this is nothing like crack at all.

The great thing about this game is that you can keep playing it over and over again, unlike crack cocaine, which you should only try once or twice. At least so you can accurately describe which games on Steam are like being on crack.

This is really fun and although you ride 'em pretty low, the game itself sets the bar pretty high.

Also, word to the wise: My stepdad works for Red Dot Games so I already had this before it came out. He told me to tell you guys to stop talking so much crap about his game if you know what's good for you.

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If I were more machine than man, I'd uninstall memories of visiting the Grand Canyon and leave the ones about playing Canyon Capers in there instead.

It's fun but I'm a little disappointed with these so-called developers. They took out the beta version's difficulty where the game deletes its own save files every time you miss a thermos. The story is meaningless in the final product.

I spent so much of my worthless slacker youth making maps for BUILD engine games. Games like Shadow Warrior are proof on how awesome it is. The interactive elements and level design are great in games like Duke 3D, Redneck Rampage and Blood but this one really showcases everything you can do with the game engine.

With multiplayer being added to Duke 3D and this game and the included level editors, it'd be pretty badass if these kind of games could become the next retro fad after all this 8-bit stuff finally runs its course.