I'm a grown, ass man.

Tators gonna Tate ...

Born and raised in Miami

Kinsey 5

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese in the trap.

“Here, all we get are a few specks of time where anything actually makes sense”.
“Then I will cherish these few specks of time”.
-Everything, Everywhere, All at Once

♫It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted...
-Dr. Orin Scrivello, D.D.S., Little Shop of Horrors

You've got to be optimistic to be single. Stupid. You have to be stupid. That's what optimistic means, you know? It means stupid. An optimist is somebody who goes, "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." Why the ♥♥♥♥ would anything nice happen?
-Louis C.K.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
-Steve Martin

After all, the universe is mostly dark dotted by islands of light.
-Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos

Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm.
-Penny Reid

We don't actually fear death, we fear that no one will notice our absence, that we will disappear without a trace.
-T.S. Eliot

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
-Robin Williams [1951-2014]

Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.
-Alan Turing, The Imitation Game

Let everything happen to you, beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final.
-Rainer Maria Rilke

In his dialogue, The Symposium, Plato has Aristophanes present a story about soul mates. Aristophanes states that humans originally had four arms, four legs, and a single head made of two faces, but Zeus feared their power and split them all in half, condemning them to spend their lives searching for the other half to complete them.

My butt, there is pain
It hurts so much, this butt pain
Ow, my butt, it hurts