Recent reviews by Celliers

It's going to be great game

Wow

I'm going to buy it

nice game

It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I'd want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather's shotgun. Then I discovered alcohol, and now there are two things.

I lost my dog after day 1
I lost my friends after day 4
I lost my wife after day 6
I lost my job after day 12
I lost my family after day 23
I lost my sanity after day 31

Insanity is... doing the exact same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing... over and over... and expecting ♥♥♥♥ to change. That. Is. Crazy.

But I love it.
Thank you RainyPrai for blessing me with this game.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you, but it's almost like Fallout 4.

As in, it won't work unless you use a 3rd party software / unoffical patch to fix the dozens of bugs and glitches just to make the game launch or function mildly. Absolutely terrible, I say. I would write a pro and con list, but my game had too much trouble even launching for me to start compiling one.

Try your luck with it, but don't hesitate to uninstall.

Where did my money go ? Oh well, at least now I have a cool pattern on the gun I only buy twice in one match.

PAYDAY: The Heist is a fantastic game, and it's 10 times better with friends. Personally, I think the new Wolf Pack DLC is worth it, as you get new weapons and gadgets (including a sentry gun and grenade luancher). The game might not look as stunning as PAYDAY 2, but in my own personal opinion, it is a tad bit better. You better be wary of hackers though, they lurk in the deepest depths of the servers. Intense combat and interesting heists, there's never a dull moment. Unless your trying to repair a drill with half your crew lying on death's frontdoor. The game has many pro's, but it's not perfect.

Pro's

1. You get exactly what you paid for.
   
2. Wide viriaty of weapons, gadgets, heists and enemies.
   
3. Extremely satisfying gameplay.
   
4. 4 playeble characters each with a set of unique masks.
   
5. Skill trees (Assualt / Sharpshooter / Support / (DLC) Technician).
   
6. Amazing soundtrack.
   
7. Smooth textures, the laws of gravity apply to objects most of the time.
   
8. You can cause law enforcers to surrender and cuff themselfs.
   
9. Actually have to plan instead of mindlessly storming in, gun blazing. Or you can just plan to storm in mindlessly, gun blazing, BUT in a fashionable order.
   
10. You have to take hostages to trade in your friends from custody (if they die or are cuffed)
    
11. Good enemy A.I.

Con's

1. You need human players to interact with objectives, take hostages, grab money ect.
   
2. Bad ally A.I.
   
3. I'll understand if the drill jammes one or two times but jamming almost 5 times per heist is rediculous.
   
4. Heroic civileans get in the crossfire between you and the feds.
   
5. I don't know if this is a glitch but you can revive and use explosive/medical/ammo bags through walls.
   
6. Cloakers are one hit kills, bieng able to incapitate/cuff you with a simple kick.
   
7. Stealthing is nearly impossible without a legitemate team that communicate.
   
8. Paintings fall on top of trip mines and render them useless. Those same painting's have somekind of superpower of not moving once shot again.
   
9. Feds are on steriods, they never get tired when scaling buildings or parkouring from roof to roof.
   
10. No awesome music while stealthing.
    
11. Hackers, hackers everywhere....
    
12. Bugs that cause people to become Hoodini or something, bieng able to shoot a law enforcer, than they take a one-way ticket to space, Shooting a law enforcer and then they swan dive through objects, or getting downed and glitch under the map.
    
    
    Conclusion.
    
    I highly recommend this game if you have friends to play it with, and if you really want to, then you can add me to join you. The excitement of getting away with 25,000,000 $ feels amazing, but the suspense builds up to that last moment where you just need to get to the escape vehicle.... Now two things can happen at this point: A. You make it and then you're, well, as Bain puts it "We're set for life guys" and B. You can get horifically murderd by swarming cloakers, bulldozers, or the Tazer-brigade. This is a must have for anyone that likes to plan, play, execute and succeed if you play with a team of friends. The last time I checked this game isn't getting updated anymore, but it's good as it is. "Speed is key" a wise irishman once said, but that only applies to Heat street. The best way to go is "Sneaky-beaky like". If you have $15 dollars to spare, then be sure to pick this up and join me in my quest to steal cash/gold/blood/diamonds/cash molds.
    ~~Ashe~~

DayZ + Minecraft = Unturned
Simple maths :D

It suckz End

It's chess on steroids. Must have.