Game invite sent You in?

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have an offer for ya, added mate.

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Keep walling

Boosted to GN and that isnt even a good rank. Negative situational awareness. Actually lost brain cells watching him play.

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sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hi, add me, I have an interesting offer and present for you

Hey man, I'd like to invite you in our roster. We're competing in WePlay league with $20 000 prize pool. We have good chances to finish this season in top 3 at least and win good money. Our team is pretty serious, so we'll share all prize pools and you will get your salary. Add and contact our in-game leader to discuss everything - https://ad.gamersky.info/@steamcommunity.com/id/poppy__one

Hi, our team went to the finals of a decent tournament, but our player will not be able to take part in this match, we urgently need a stand-in who can replace him.
If we win this tournament, you will receive about $600~
Add my main account, if you're ready to compete https://ad.gamersky.info/@steamcommunity.com/id/Rostarcs

Hеy bro, I'vе playеd cs against you rеcеntly and I'd like to invitе you in our tеam. Hеrе's my main account, add mе plеasе https://ad.gamersky.info/@steamcommunity.com/id/lexussol/ . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)

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I’m telling you, Jolly is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they help contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ and then he bunny hopped out the door.

so i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl...except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?!

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I can give my Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

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Hi i'm an Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

After a good game in h1z1, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great h1z1 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a h1z1 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
No, I’m as clean as a whistle.
That’s a death “roach”. No.
I’ll pass on your pot offer.
Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
Nope. THC is not for me.
Step out of my zone, now.
Get off my case, weed stoner.
Nuh uh, I respect the police.
Lay off, I listen to the law.
NO! Blunts are for bad men.
I’d rather not die. Tokes kill.
No, weeds are for whacking.
Marijuana is for morons, ok?
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You’re dumb if you do “dank”.
Stoners are loners. I’m good.
Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
No, man. I’m straight.

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Hello, I am here to inform you that the player "Pop Can" has a ♥♥♥♥ which does not hang lower than his balls and cheated in Dark Souls 3. Can you believe that? Sad!

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traded me a skin for a car i didn't have. rawr xD lmao/10 !

Why do people say steel is banned? I looked at his profile and he has no VAC bans, and he's playing CS right now. It's honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible to see how retarded you kids on here are, talking about how steel is banned, and how he threw a match, like who the ♥♥♥♥ cares if someone throws a stick that easily catches fire. Then you jackasses ask him what he would do if he was unbanned, and it MAKES NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SENSE because he's playing RIGHT NOW ON STREAM. JUST SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP HE ISN'T BANNED

Why do people say DaZeD is banned? I looked at his profile and he has no VAC bans, and he's playing CS right now. It's honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible to see how retarded you kids on here are, talking about how DaZeD is banned, and how he threw a match, like who the ♥♥♥♥ cares if someone throws a stick that easily catches fire. Then you jackasses ask him what he would do if he was unbanned, and it MAKES NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SENSE because he's playing RIGHT NOW ON STREAM. JUST SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP HE ISN'T BANNED

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Hey there, GIRLfriend! Another GIRL here. I was just wondering if you could send me naked pictures. WOMAN to WOMAN, y'know? It would be, like a GIRL bonding thing. You know, because we're both GIRLS and all. Thanks in advance, fellow LADY! Signed, Totally a Girl P.S. GIRL power!!!!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx