I just got my allowance and traded it for quarters to the sketchy arcade attendant with a beard. The arcade is selling a new snack called "nachos" but they look grody I bet they don't last.

The older girl I have a crush on, she's like 14, just stomped my high score on Donkey Kong. Now I like her even more.

Now that my eyes adjusted to the dark I see there's a crowd around a new game called Kung Fury! There's a line to play but the quarters are going fast, I won't have to wait long. Maybe I can be the first to enter ASS in the high scores and impress that girl...

The only thing Kung Fury is missing from a total 1980s arcade experience is the cigarette burns on the machine.