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yo what is up you guys 😳 right now were at mcdonalds 🍟 and it is currently 3 in the morning ⏰ 😈 👺 👹 👿 🤡 👻 💀 ☠ ️ 👽 💩 and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds 🍟 🍔 🌭 🧆 🍔 🍟 🍔 🍟 at 3 in the morning ⏰ 😈 👿 😈 👿 👿 👺 👹 👿 😈 👺 👿 👹 🤡 💩 you could order the among us 😳 😳 😳 😳 ⛔ ️ 📛 📛 🆘 🅾 ️ 🚫 happy meal you guys thats right you heard me the among us happy meal

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.

ᵘʷᵘ oh fwick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ fwick sowwy gwuys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwyy im dwopping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ pwace ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwy -~- nyah

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Sorry for being rude😔😤😉, I din’t know🤔💭 just now that you were a girl😛🚺🤤. Mind🧠 being friends?😻💏I really 💞adore💞 girls who 🎮game🎮 Maybe🤷‍♂️ we could play😏🍆🥜 some of the 🎮games🎮 together🧝‍♀️✨🧝‍♀️ some time🕰 I have messaged📲 you, 🙇‍♂️hope🙇‍♂️ for a reply📬

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+rep ashy

i wish i was the #1 lesbian :(

likes feminine men just a bit too much, 4/5 s

Dead since birth. +rep 8/10 friend

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

you're face cute

me2

add me

A comment on ashy's profile

disgusting

bad, not enough nipples on profile

+rep good trader

xd +rep very patient person

girl

wake up mr freeman

Vroom vroom! [truck noises] (っ´ω`)っ

I like the new ashy Steam face~ <3

add me pleas

hey its me ur brother

♥♥♥♥♥

u r a faggoo

Hoxtatron come this way!

sasqtia

You want some water?

asheee

You're welcome. May god always be in your heart. Bless him!

Happy Still Relatively New Year! Look, it was new when I got it, okay?

A friend of mine was designing websites last year, singing all number of Christmas tunes, when I asked him his favorite,he said "Oh .com all ye faithful"
Merry Christmas!

Ashy the qt of the top que tea.

Ashy is bae.

So kawaii desu

Kena DP

Also, probably something about Tubbiemas too.

Merry Christmas, Sas.

May the blessings of the almighty four be upon you, and may they never slowly sneak up behind you before shouting "Again, Again" incessantly, trust me, that tends to get annoying pretty quickly.

Fix your internetz plz

EL HOXO COME WITH ME! HOXTELICIOUS FOLLOW ME! HOXTATRON COME THIS WAY!

Have a crate!

Welcome to Sas. Do not touch any Sas. Do not interact with any Sas. ~Sas

you're an owl k

Potatoes are best boiled.