he impregnated my fish :(

GGs, my Annie needs some improvement but your Valentine made me ♥♥♥♥ myself.

Yo mama

That was literally half a year ago Tyler. Stop living in the past Tyler. Shut up Tyler.

Thanks for playing me on Injustice a few days ago .. wait maybe a month ago. Still .. great time playing !

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great job tyler. nice job throwing the ranked match. great job tyler.

tee yler

The Navy Seal copypasta is a lengthy, comically written, aggressive attack paragraph against a "kiddo", written in the voice of the stereotypical "tough guy", listing absurd accomplishments such as having "over 300 confirmed kills" and being "trained in gorilla [sic] warfare". This copypasta is often reposted as a humorous overreaction to an insult and is thought to have originated in a post on a 4chan message board from 11 November 2010.

I have so much animal crossing porn-Tyler

under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info

u look like a box of captain crunch

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my boner had been classified by doctors as a “gaming erection.” whenever i get one i begin to have more epic gamer skill. that, my friends is how i was able to fly around just now. i was in fact not hacking, i just have porn on my other monitor. i guess you guys just gave worse boners than mine. see you in the next game ♥♥♥♥♥.

Pacman is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot jesus christ. Who decided to make this stupid yellow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ circle the protagonist of a game. He never even listens to simple ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instructions, he would rather die than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ according to his intended ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ purpose. There’s a reason he’s piss colored, he’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ giant piss-ball that everyone should hate. ♥♥♥♥ you pac-man

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Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I consider that ♥♥♥♥ to be a sport ok? If people can sit back and label ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golf which is the boringest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sport in the world. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sport. If you can label that ♥♥♥♥ as a sport and if you can label ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it what the ♥♥♥♥ athletically are you really doing in golf my ♥♥♥♥♥? All you doing is hittin the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Golf Club. POP! Oh my God man that's a long-ass birdie Man nice birdie nice put man it went 2 huned and 50 yar... Get the ♥♥♥♥ outta hear about that boring ass ♥♥♥♥. Who the ♥♥♥♥ really watches golf my ni... 😴 ZZZZZ NAMNA. Nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥ it makes

To masturbate as a man is to admit you 1) have no access to ♥♥♥♥♥ and 2) have no impulse control. If it's 1) it means you are a weak man and lack the resources to attract a woman. If it's 2) you are barely above an insect operating on base level stimuli and don't have the cognitive abilities for self control.

Either way you failed as a man when you decide to masturbate and to freely expel your semen for momentary pleasure means you have a sad life with nothing going on. Alexander the Great never masturbated he found someone to ♥♥♥♥ every time he was horny. Most nights he would be too exhausted from conquering the known world to have sex. Weak men have nothing to be exhausted by they don't do anything and they don't earn their pleasure. Not a single great man in history masturbated

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I still remember 2016, when my homie 👲🏽urged me to listen to Look at me!,😏 I was 11 then.. 😎the song charged me up and that made me love XXXTENTACION. 😍In 2017, When I was playing minecraft 📦and 😬someone stole my diamonds. 💎I kicked and screamed. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤬Then I put on my ear buds, 😐 took a sip from my apple juice box 🍎 and played “Look at me!” The lyrics: “ I'm like ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐶 , who is your mans? 👀aye Can't keep my ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦 in my pants 🚫👖, aye My ♥♥♥♥♥ ❌🐶don't love me no more, aye!” Soothed my soul. 💯🙇🏽‍♂️🙏His music 🎵🎶 ✅ helped 🤙me Through my hardships 😫being a six grader 😑🙎🏽‍♂️. I would listen to him every day . His beats and melodies make me go crazy🤗 and There's no alternate to him It was only due to his work 🎙and personality😎 that I decided to change my Minecraft name to 'xxxbilly'🙋🏽‍♂️💯

I'm Rick Harrison, a Capitalist scum pig, and this is my pretty bourgeois pawn shop. I extract surplus value from my old man who indoctrinated me, and my slave-son Big Hoss. Everything under Capitalism is a commodity with a price and everyone here are exploited workers. One thing I've learned after slaving under the capitalist system for 21 years - you never know WHAT you can exploit for profit.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the profile of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it if I could find a girl with a fully functioning vagina, and a normal looking, full sized ♥♥♥♥. bigger than mine even, 8 inches. and you bet I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck her ♥♥♥♥, I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blow her and dock with her and let her pound my ass.

I'd lick her feet while she humiliates me telling me my 7 inch ♥♥♥♥ is smaller than a girl's

EAT SOUP WITH KNIFE. BUFF ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. ~Tyler the Creator