okay all right, what makes me happy is like, you know, at night, a ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. when i'm on my way home, i'll pass a bum, i take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him. he only gets a little bit in his mouth, he doesn't get the whole thing, right, not even a full sip of it. and you say "hey how do you like a taste of the good like you sack of shіt"

it's the dead tooth, i'm saying it now, i'll say it, you have a dead tooth, you realise that, right? and i hate it, and it's annoying

frank is the mastermind in the coil

i don't have bison fingers

or i'd take a banana and stick it some guy's ass in front of his best friend and i'd be like "hey banana ass how you doing"

he's an illiterate janitor whose mother tried to abort him