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would get shot at again
-Yoda Mama
me in VRChat: *is a smoll baby walks up to the most voluptuous, titanic big titty woman you've ever seen and she's holding a pizza* excuse me *sucks thumb* may I have some pizza pwease?
*She obviously has enough self-respect to just flat out ignore me if she so chose, but instead she turns and the earth quakes slightly with her might* Well, of course you can have a little pizza, baby boy. Here you go. *she lowers a slice of pizza down to my snot-riddled maw*
*my demon instincts kick in and I snatch the pizza out of her hand with my teeth like a goblin* MGRFHFGHMGHMRMHFGHMHMRGFHMGRMHGMHHMR *destroying it in an instant*
*she retracts her hand with enough speed to increase the net velocity of all the celestial bodies in the universe combined by a significant factor* Jesus Christ!
*the entire chat erupts with laughter*
*burps cutely(or not)* ...excuse me! <3