time to d-d-d-d-dookie on the floor

bweh

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☑ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Boys
☐ Teenaged boys
☐ Grown men
☑ Fujos

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average : Again not the best Sonic story, but a good improvement on "recent" past releases.
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Hair Length }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☑ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Crabs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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hey boj ;)

THE EATING 👅 TITAN 😯🤤😣
THE DESTROYER 😱💥😨 OF CUISINES
THE OVEN 🍑 PUSHER ✋
THE UNSTOPPABLE 🥇 DEVOURER 💜
THE WORLD 🌎 EATER 🤤🍽
THE SLAYER 😡😎 OF MEAT 🍆
THE FEED 🥄 AND SEED 💦🌾
THE BAKER ✨💞🧚 OF BREAS
THE PIZZA 🍕 PANZER
THE GIGANTIC 💪💦 BOMB 💣
THE OMNIPOTENT 💫 GRUBBER
THE DEVASTATER OF RATIONS 😵
THE REINCARNATION 🧚✨ OF BIG 😱😩💯 CHUNGUS 💯
THE GODLIKE DEVOURER 😋
THE STEEL 🔩 TEETH 👄
THE CHUBBY 😢 CHASER 🚔
THE INEXTINGUISHABLE ARCHITECT 👷
THE MAGNIFICENT 🔍 WHALE 😦
THE CHEWER 👱🏿😳 OF CHEW 👱🏿😳
THE OLYMPIAN AMBROSIA
THE DRINKER 🍻🍸🍹 OF NEKTAR
THE NOBLE 🤑 VORE 😳
THE FIRST 🥇 AND LAST 😍 BEEF 🥩
THE IMMORTAL 😇 HAM 🐷
THE PERSONIFICATION 👫👭👬 OF THE WHALE 😦 TITAN 👼
THE ONE 😄☝ WHO WILL DESTROY 💥 THE CRINGEVENGERS

ENTER 🚪 FLOCH CHUNGUS 🐰, THE HERO 🦸 OF ELDIA