Recent reviews by Marley

I liked the idea of the game and the art style. The controls aren't tight which makes fast paced accurate movements impossible. It was just mash and smash until you make it to the end. It took me ~9hrs to 100% the game (minus playing it all again on the new difficulty).
The game crashed probably five times on me though in that runtime. Fortunately I didn't ever lose much progress due to the autosave.

The AI is embarassingly bad. I tried to replay this port to relive old nostalgia and it was miserable. Even on normal difficulty missions felt impossible as my teammates continued to hit me with rockets and go -3 on the final leader board where I have to one man army the entire campaign.

im so glad i can shower with my dad now. i do not like touching old man penis except when it's my dad's though

Do not play this game. "One more game" translates into hours lost. Why is it 3am.what am i doing with my life


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im free