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+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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hey dude we're having movie(shrek 2) night at my place next weekend 6pm sharp (show up at 5 to catch the deleted scenes) can't wait to see you for this week hopefully youll stick around afterwards if you have time so we can talk more fan fiction on shrek

One sexy mofo