WARNING
Due to the frequency of accident that has occurred with this peculiar animal, it is recommended for the safety of both yourself and this animal to associate, approach, and interact at your own discretion.

DISCLAIMER
By adding this animal to your friend's list you agree to the following statements in addition to their various subsections. You, the applicant, accepts full responsibility to observe, and take note of any modifications made to this contract and until you, the applicant, claim this document to be null and void it persists as follows. Any harm that comes to you, related family, friends, or any person(s) whom you hold a personal relationship with, either emotional or physical, is not the responsibility of our glorious company, the Valve Corporation. Hail Gaben.