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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Had Vive for 2 days and so far SVR is the best single player experience i had in VR. Its exactly what i was looking for in a music visualizer. Even at this stage (not very finished) it creates such an immersive experience. Environment around you reacts to music playing and reacts to your actions. Im sure this product is gonna get only better, I will definitely pay for it when all features are implemented, but right now its free so enjoy it.
Posted 13 July, 2018.
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0.5 hrs on record
Even though i support this type of trash cinema, Kung Fury wasnt really that good. Trash cinema is an art , not just some b00lsh3it put up in 1 day. A good example of a good movie in the same genre is the Iron Sky, which is way way better than this.
Some jokes and puns in Kung Fury are actually funny, and so are some of the scenes, but for the most part this really was a trashy movie.
The raving positive reviews for this movie are only due to the fact that this movie was purposely made too look like trash and all 14 year olds and the sheeple eat it up thinking that somehow it's a form of art, but in reality there is very little substance in this movie.

If you read the reviews, youll see that most of them are just mindless one liners, quotes from the movie with no real purpose, and just pure nonesense. All of which are supposedly funny. "WOW THIS MOVIE TRIED TO BE SO BAD< ITS ACTUALLY GOOD!' lAZOR RAPTORS MADE IT FOR ME' - no, not really, this movie really is just trash, and laser raptors were in the movie for only 10 seconds, eeDeeot. But if you like mindless stuff with no substance promoted as art then go ahead and jump on the bandwagon with the rest of monkeys.

If you consider yourself to have some sort of intelligence, you probably wouldnt like this trash.

if youre one with the crowd, then this trash is for you.

5/10
Posted 13 November, 2016. Last edited 13 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Game is well made, gameplay is fun, but very limited. You are limited to 5 sectors that you have to capture or capture enemy home sector and battle is over. Sectors are small areas of space with asteroids and stations. Besides these small sector battles , there is ship costumazation, and thats the whole game.

It's great to enjoy for a week, but thats not enough of replay value for me.
Posted 15 October, 2016.
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64 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
870.6 hrs on record (754.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I put 800 hours in the first 4 months after buying this game, that is almost 7 hours every single day. but........
DO NOT GET THIS GAME. I recommend getting MISCREATED instead.

This game was actually a breath of fresh air when it first came out a year or so ago. There was a lot of faith put into this game by players due to what was promised by the devs. But in the end they have just completely destroyed this game. I got almost 900 hours into this game in just few months, but haven't touched it since November 2015.

1.
Promised lots of lots of things, never delivered most of them. And this isn't your regular undelivered promises, they actually showed that they were working on new things or talked extensively about new features, but at the end they never released them and just scrapped them.

* Promised a new larger map, to be released almost a year ago. The map is currently on test server(08/20/16) and it is completely pointless: just few new buildings additions but most of the extra space that was added is completely devoid of anything besides trees is hills. There is no new expanded city. But even if the city is expanded it still doesn't improve gameplay in anyway.

* Took them a year and a half to add horn sound to cars, even though the key binding for horn existed since the game was released. Promised new dynamic lighting, showed samples--never delivered.

* They also REMOVED some of the content because they couldn't develop it any further without making it pointless!! They are using their own game engine, and face lots and lots of difficulties due to the fact that almost no one else uses their engine, therefore they have to figure out everything that is possible in the engine on their own.

* REMOVED ABILITY TO PLAY AS A ZOMBIE.
This was one of the biggest let-downs, there was a back-story that the world was infected with a virus, and anyone who would inject that virus could get zombie powers at a trade off for your health and more. They could never figure out balance(although it was pretty balanced) to this gameplay and just scrapped it, including all placeholders for the future story. Pretty much killing Survival Mode of the game right there.

Added weather and then removed it.

2.
Development of this game can simply be summarized as 'rehash, rinse, repeat of old content' They simply add new bugs, and then remove said bugs; add one item, then remove it due to balance or bugs. They are basically playing in their own feces, and just reusing it back and forth as to make it seem that they are doing something with the game.
In one of their streams about new skins from one of their upcoming skin crate, their lead graphic designer was even proud of how he could "reuse already existing skins and turn them into new skins without actually making new skins", except they were the same exact old, unappealing skins with new shi11ty textures.

There is pretty much NO new content in terms of gameplay that has been added since 1.5 year ago after the release. On top of that they have CUT CONTENT, while adding very minor and pointless elements, and claiming to have most of their time busy battling bugs. The never ending bug fixing and balancing is all you read about in their news updates.

3.
MOST HORRIBLE COMMUNITY MANAGEMENT i've ever seen in an online game.

* Constant Lies: Their community reps always lie about their intentions and contradict their own statements made only days before.
here is the latest gem https://postimg.org/image/o0tpqqcgn/

* Never add or fix anything that community asks for. But add things that they feel are right and claim that "COMMUNITY ASKED for it".

* Constantly milking money out of fans by selling useless skins and then going OUT OF THEIR way to prevent any skin trading in order to keep all the profits.

4.
HACKERS, no matter how much they patch their anti-hack system, there are always hackers who ruin your gameplay, its a big issue where you lose your whole base to a hacker in minutes.

6.
NO END GAME. After youve had fun gathering resources and building your base, there is nothing else to do in the game besides pointless PVP. This is the main reason why Daybreakgames decided to send all the development resources to their PVP arena style gameplay instead of "wasting resources on Survival Mode, consequently separating 2 modes in to 2 games, and abandoning any real development for Survival.

I could go on for hours ranting, about other things (pointless flora and fauna-cant hide in bushes, water only knee-deep, no swimming, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ old graphics)--they have possibly done every single horrible thing they could to destroy this game and alienate most of their players.

There is every indication that they (devs) are waiting for the day when this game just dies, but before it does they will try to extract as much money through game skins from players as possible.

Buy Miscreated, this game is everything H1Z1 shouldve been, plus much, much more; although it is low on content now, but it already looks better than any other true survival mmo out there.
Posted 29 July, 2016. Last edited 23 August, 2016.
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11 people found this review helpful
185.2 hrs on record (135.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Disappointed with Day-Z, utterly ashamed with the progress in H1z1? This game has elements from both and multiplies them by 10! The little details and nuances that were missing from those 2 games, are in here, on top of that CryEngine graphics, makes this probably the best Survival MMO out there today. It is still missing some content that you would like to see in a Survival MMO, but patches are being churned out very quickly with new additions. You can actually see progress done by the devs, instead of constant balancing and reaggregation of the old content that you see in other Survival MMOs *cough* H1Z1 ♥♥♥♥ *cough*
Game started out pretty weak on content and oldish graphics, that's why most people just passed it, but look at the game's playerbase on SteamDB, this game is blowing up after last few updates which improved the game greatly . With recent updates this game just surpassed pretty much all open-world zombie-survival games.

Pros:

Graphics
Content (compared to other Survival MMOS)
Communicative Devs
Constant updates with noticeable content additions
Variety of weapons and secondary weapons such as superfun Chemlights and Smoke nades
Far draw distance which lets you other players at very long range with the help of their own flashlight in the night, or your sniper scope. DayZ only game that comes close in this area.
Beautiful weather and time of the day phases
Beautiful atmosphere with little details such as falling leaves and bird chirping in the morning.
Only game with a large city (unfinished currently)
Bicycles, ATVs, Trucks, Carrier Trucks, Buses!
Base building (better than in any other Survival MMO)
General freedom of action in regards to building, item handling.
No cheaters yet.

Cons:

Small Map (but very detailed with things to do around). Can be traversed in 30 to 45 min on foot.
Low max player cap on servers (but so far it works ok since map isnt large yet)
Current dropped items and dead bodies despawn at random times
Vehicle hoarding

currently 8/10 as it is only alpha, with a potential 10/10 when it is fully playable.
Posted 5 July, 2016. Last edited 15 July, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
92.2 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
buy this game if you like man on man action, lots of manly action. but if youre not gay, you may want to skip this game.
Posted 18 February, 2016. Last edited 22 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
no multiplayer, false advertising, wont refund my purchase.
Posted 12 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
61.7 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
Steel Oceans is basically Navy Field with a World of Warships makeover, which is a good thing in my opinion. Gameplay is pretty fun at early stages, so far. Screenshots and videos should give you a good idea what the game is about, I mainly decided to try it based on the screenshots, so i wont get into details why the game is fun. I do want to point out some problems, which are more of an annoyance. Firstly this game is developed by a Chinese team, and this right away tells you that it is not an AAA title:

There is a huge problem with censorship:
`Chat is heavily censored in most mindless ways that youre unable to type a sentence without modifying words. You are also limited to 1 line at the time, after which you have to wait 5 seconds before you can post in the chat again.
`They have also censored some things in the game, such as the German flag, which is not a problem in other WW2 themed games.
`Very poor English language localization
`Lack of maps and game modes.

most of these problems could be solved if proper attention to details is given, but again, this is a Chinese game so you cant expect fine details from them.

Overall 7.5/10
Posted 16 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Giving a dislike without even trying the game yet. Simply because they wont let me create an account to play.
Registered on the website for an account, but in order for the account to work, email address has be to verified. They send you a welcoming email, but they never send you a verification email.
Posted 18 August, 2015. Last edited 18 August, 2015.
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