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Hi, I know it’s been awhile since our last correspondence but I would like to reintroduce myself again. My colleagues have been providing scary noises for you, and we were wondering if you would like some more for your continuing endeavor in the market for scary noises. Thank you for your time.

-John Bain

Good Evening

As per specification of the previous contract, I am obligated to make good on the deliverable otherwise known as "Scary Noise 3".

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If you are interested in continuing this endeavor, please contact me or Bill Warosa (PM).

If you are not satisfied with your level of service, please refer to the customer service support form and let us know how we can further assist you.

Thank You for your continued business

-John Bain

Hello,

It has come to my attention that I am indeed capable of making a 3rd (third) scary noise.

If you would like to hear it, do not hesitate to let me or my associates know.

Thank You

-John Bain

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^ 2nd Noise in question

Wanna hear another scary noise?