Recent reviews by Stierheld

gud

great game

Have to take multiple showers a day now because this game makes me sweat so much.
10/10

My game as Romania basically went like this:
-Time for a cheeky bit of communism
-Yay! Were now the Peoples Republik of Romania
-Bulgaria looks like it needs protection from uhhhhh...... themselves (yeah)
-Waltz around Bulgaria till i get bored
-Inva- *cough cough* uhh i mean "liberate!" Hungary
-Yugoslavia looks like it needs yugoannexing
-I hope you dont mind if i take Austria, do you Germany?
-Go on a holiday to czecoslovakia and end up deciding it looks ripe for the taking
-WW2 kicks off
-Wait till Poland is about to capitulate then Declare war on them and take loads of their land
-Eat some chocolate as a reward
-Conquer Turkey
-Germany is defeated by the alli- WAIT WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
-AHH ♥♥♥♥
-♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
-YOU CAN HAVE HUNGARY ITS NOT LIKE I W-WANTED IT OR ANYTHING, BAKHA!
-Uhhh lets call it a draw
-British divisions 10 km from Bucharest
-I accept surrender...... YOUR SURRENDER ALLIES MUWAHAHAHAHA
-Unleash my entire nuclear arsenal
-My 1 nuclear weapon spoils montgomeries afternoon tea but not much else
-quit game i mean i was obviously about to win so there is no point continuing, right?

11/10
Would revive the rome(anian) empire

Wahhhh, recomend this game wahhhhh see?

Giant 1000 meter tall titans took over my space ship.......
My 150 meter spaceship
11/10

Defeated the entire Mongal hordes...... with one unit of longbowman and a wooden bridge

11/10 For historical accuracy

It has guns AND tanks

F**king Victoria
11/10

I took up a quest to stop drug dealers, i then preceded to kill the drug dealers and sell their drugs on the market

11/10 would cook again