Deadpool is a graduate (victim) of the secret super-soldier program, weapon-X. There he was trained to be a living weapon (experimented on) and hailed as the greatest of the program's warriors (rejected as a failure). Now, he's not only one of the world's most dangerous men (That's true), but he's also one of the world's most intelligent (insane) and attractive bachelors (actually he's hideous). So ladies---(if you saw his face you would probably--)hey---(--puke all over your--)Dude. (What?) What are you doing? (whaddaya mean?) trying' to give a bio here. (Well then get your facts stright.) It's OUR bio, bro.(..OH..)

Anyway. I'm a hero (mercenary) and i'm out to make (money)the world safe.

Dude!(what?)Nothing.Shut up.(you shut up)