Recoilless instructor and load master extraordinaire (apparently).

"I'm not surprised the average darktide player can't do basic maths"

" "The Everquest Debacle" lmao" - Kai

"Just another adeptus mechanicus moment..."

"you seem to like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around a bunch" - Kai

"you seem surprised that EA can't seem to handle something which isn't selling you loot boxes" - Slashee the Cow

" Remember, whether on console or glorious PC, it's still a ubisoft game..."

"Yea, go back to apex legends and stop dragging my team down, ya f**kin' monarchtard!"

"America is like democracy, but with down syndrome... but like, MORE down syndrome than normal democracy."

"PCs are malicious but capable. Consoles will actually try to work with you... as little as they're able to, anyway."