一个人打游戏无聊 来找我聊聊天

+Rep Actively commits acts of terror

You can assist by not killing niak. He obviously has feelings or he wouldn't be -repping you in the comments. Next time let him kill you for a change and stop hurting his feelings. -rep for having no love for humanity.

+Rep Bleps in russian

Can confirm Delta is chatgpt. -rep for being ai -rep to prove -rep doesn't mean anything and -rep for president 2028!

-rep hack at cs 2 spinbot

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Ye put the what's happenin on those pirates today. Soon the wenches be throwin themselves at ye for a bit of ye riches. But don't worry.. We'll secure a large plank to fight them off!!! AAARRRRGGH

Setting sail in about an hour. Gotta get in a quick workout then it's GO time.

My emotions are being hopped on, D. I must go to fight meetings and the Sandman for 8 hours. When I return you better be at your least scurvy for nobody can tell when ye cry in the ocean. And that is where they will find ye bones if ye double cross this pirate on such a fine day to be sailing! Yarrr!

You lied, because that is what buttholes do.

That's good news. Yet me pirate expertise is limited to only knowing how to speak pirate, ARRGGH! But I hath secured me own vessel, The Whoa Nelly, and can tell ye it hath seen many a good pirate upon her in it's time. I will keep an eye out for ye in game. For I literally have but one eye. Avast matey!

Here ye Here ye! Delta, hath ye the game Sea of Thieves? We hath begun adventuring on the high seas and hath room for one more scurvy dog if ye wish to join. I will reserve a place on our ship for ye if ye ever decide to embrace ye sea legs. The Kraken isn't going to fight itself ye know!

Delta is very anti-profile. He believes that profiles are empty calories and he's saving room for Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets.

+rep nice profile.

I already have one

So how's the diarrhea?

Well that's just proof that bad things happen to good people. You keep on fighting the fight good buddy. It can't rain all the time.

Edensaraigarcia has the IQ of a mahogany doorknob and he's less valuable than a commoner's butt crack.

HI

Well I think it's safe to say you are not an actual nerd. That's good news man. A real nerd would know that the answer to the pairing question 100% of the time.. is Hot Pockets. It has the minimal amount of nutrition to keep you from dying while going on extreme gaming binges. I had to ask chatgpt. I had no idea as I have a normal (level 13) life. BMX looks awesome. Just pick up a bmx sim. It looks super easy on the internet. If my friend Big Old Fat Pete can do it, you can do it. Cats are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ evil, don't blame ya but collecting them is faster than learning to knit a blanket, I hear. Don't rule that one out just yet. I prefer pouring Stevia on me while doing the push push, personally. But no one's made a song about it. So I just go where the booty takes me.

Cronbread is what it sounds like. It's the fabric of our LoRd and SaVioR Satin. And I believe you asking about it after I've explained it once = blasphemy. Luckily for you and unlike the silly gods, Satin is forgiving when you follow the programming that he programmed you to follow because he's not retarded as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Cheers homie

Delta, what is the best meal to pair with Mountain Dew while gaming 24 hours a day?

I asked chatgpt how one could get to level 420 on steam while still having some kind of life. The response it gave was truly epic. It said, "error. does not compute. tell Delta to go outside. Vitamin D is important to existence." So I thought I would recommend a few offline hobbies. You could learn to BMX. Some of those guys go on to get laid due to their fitness regime attracting the other sex with chiseled bmx bodies. You could also become a jiggalo which basically means you get paid to listen to whiny older women and occasionally screw their brains out while jammin to some Def Leppard. You could also take up cat collecting. I know some weirdos that lead real happy lives even though they collect cats like stamps and haven't seen a bit of daylight since that huge rock killed all the dinosaurs back in the day. You're prob going to need help beating your addiction to doing absolutely nothing outside of playing steam games. Well, guess who's here for you, buddy?

Me and every other friend you have have on Steam. Because that's what friends are for and we know you would do the same for us. All we're asking, friend, is for you to be the best Delta we all know you could be. You can do this.. WE BELIEVE IN YOU BECAUSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IN US IF WE WERE LEVEL 420 and it made no sense at all to literally anyone at all to have that number listed along with a real human person's name.

Delta, how did you get to level 420? Did you personally slobber all over Gaben's wang while he was coding or something? I mean.. I'm at an abysmal level 13 and I play almost everyday to pass the time. What is your secret?

Are you serious? Cronbread is how you eat the body of Satin, God of Fabric. You sprinkle some silk threads on it and endulge with the champagne of beers after it has been blessed by a pilot. It gets you so high the fire department has to bring the ladder truck to get you down. It can also be traded for wares.

Bruh? You need to take yo wack ass down to the local truck stop with a wad of food stamps and get yourself a Tuesday Special lot lizard. Cause Delta's ass belongs to me.. He ain't callin ♥♥♥♥. You is a side-ho.

HAHAHA

0.53 K/D DOG

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ обмудок, лоу таб, игрок.

wow that was some AI last night! (amazing intercourse)
Please call me boo <3
Miss you

MF I am on the serious ♥♥♥♥. I just ate 1200 cronbread and worshipped satin. Who does that?!?

I have taken drugs today. In honor of this great occasion I am going to take more drugs.

Well, lets compromise. Can you just stop being bad at CS? He didn't sound butthurt when he said it at all? So I know it's true. Just play the tutorial or something.

D, have ever you considered not pissing off the entire internet? That's like the 3rd guy this week. Maybe we're becoming the baddies..

Listen Dewknob, your mother should have aborted you. Sad but true. She just didn't have the balls to tell you. So here I am, Amanda Eaten By gd Bears, to set the record straight. You're just a toxic dweeb with the unfortunate believe of, "if I post some dorky ♥♥♥♥ on dude's profile, he'll regret the thing I dislike". I mean.... this is the internet but that kind of magic doesn't exist in 2024. Delta is immaculate and he bows down to no dweeb. His decisions were justified and your reality is just all wrong. Try to be better than you are now.

-rep this guy and his buddy (grown adults) go around casual CS lobbies harassing people by following them around and shooting them with shotguns. They also wallhack and use discord to communicate info but still are bad at the game.

The population would be like half of what it is if not for drugs and we wouldn't have cool robots and AI. Without acid we wouldn't have Nintendo, without weed we wouldn't have Bob Marley, and without cocaine we wouldn't have an awesome song literally called Cocaine. And the ghetto would be double the size it is now! Is that what you want? You want the ghetto to become big again? What in the blue hell is wrong with you? You need to take your lithium, man. Which is also a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRUG.

Delta is immaculate and your definition of reality is skewed because your mommy didn't give you enough of her worn out nipples as a lil baby. Now you're just looking for attention. Go ask her why that map vote was stupid.. you EBT powdered milk fed idiot.

bro gets super toxic over a map vote, calm down buddy and enjoy life its just a casual game

was in manhattan the other day what a mess its become have party on long island lol

delta your crew gets wilder!! puff puff

Oh hell-to-the-naw. You talking to B-Bud like you wanna get tricked out in the ghetto for the price of some old spice in EBT currency. This ain't South America son. This is the North. Take that weak ♥♥♥♥ home to maw maw.

-rep go cry like a baby before u die

You know what we should do? Start a wrestling stable. Step 1. You get in shape. Step 2. We become wrestlers. Step 3. I give you the cool name of Bloated But Unstoppable Delta, or B-BUD for short. Step 4. Work our asses off. Step 5. Collect women like pokemon cards. It's going to be so awesome! We can totally pull this off if you can just lay off the cheetos, mountain dew and the super gay porn. WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER

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Me and you blur the lines between whats real and what ain't sometimes. So I can't tell if that's a true story or not. You knew what a metacarpal was. Most people would have called it a broken finger bone. Well, I think all of us live with depression whether consciously or subconsciously, to different degrees. We don't understand why we're here or what here is and that's on a foundational level. You just have to focus on progress, passing the time with a smile, and the things that matter. If I helped pass the time, I'm cool with that. I'm so out there I can't help but entertain

deadly with the famas