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So I stroll into my local game stop looking to buy a copy of Persona no Embremu: Waifu Jam! Gaiden. I grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register. I say "pardon me, milady.... But could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number, or I'd ring you up instead..." She giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves.
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