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575.2 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If 'Dayz in 2D' appeals to you, play this. If it doesn't, then play DayZ. Or don't, and save those hundreds of wasted hours to court a lovely man or woman with a good body and an excellent personality, date them for three years, slowly wean yourself off of the drinking and the anti-depressants, finally forgetting about Fallujah, marying them and having two beautiful blonde daughters with them who are difficult little rascals, but smart and loving, and enjoying your life as you slowly drift into middle age with your partner, your eldest daughter becoming addicting to drugs and becoming a prostitute while the other gets a scholarship to Yale and comes to visit once a month, always smiling and looking happy, though you can see in the reflection of her eyes the same depraved loneliness that's slowly come back to you, as you remember, you remember the blood and the death and that girl that Frank accidentally shot into the dirt, which causes the drinking to come back and then the pills, and then your marriage falls apart, and you don't speak to your daughters anymore, and you die, alone, and unloved, just as you were born, forgotten within the decade.

Anyway, it's pretty good.
Posted 4 August, 2014.
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