Here’s the thing about me. I’m something of a gamer. My chair probably costs more than your car. My right wrist is arched at a permanent 90-degree angle from resting on my oppai mousepad twelve hours a day. While you were experiencing young love, I got deep-vein thrombosis from lack of movement and had to be hospitalized for a week.

So, yeah, gaming is not a hobby to me. It’s my lifeblood.