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Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳

You awake in a cold sweat. The grim reaper is hovering above you. He leans in and whispers in your ear “It is your time mortal” Shocked you know what you must do. You look him directly in the skull

“Do I have ligma?”

Confused he falls right in the trap

“What’s ligma?”

Lightning jolts from your eyes as the power of god himself courses through your veins. You merely whisper but as the words leave your mouth they transform into a sonic boom

“Ligma balls ♥♥♥♥♥”

The reaper that once floated in front of you is nothing but a pile of ashes. You have defeated death himself. Your body transformed into a being of pure energy, immortal you retreat to the heavens and play fortnite until the heat death of the universe. You are god.

MARRY X-MAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!