When this "Wise Goat" fellow told me about his plumbing problem, I lied that I was qualified to fix it since I had formal training from my uncle Wario. He looked puzzled. "I thought it was just Mario that was a plumber," he replied. "Oh, no no no," I insisted. "They all are. Waluigi, Toad, Peach, even the koopas!" I had not the slightest clue what I was talking about, but my confidence must've been the ticket since he bought it. Unbeknownst to him, I planned on using this opportunity to plant explosives to wipe his house off the map and fake my own death. Later that afternoon I saw him pulling into the driveway. I leaned out of the chimney, turned on my megaphone, and yelled down at him: "ZOO WEE MAMA" before activating my improvised remote detonator I made by rewiring a spongebob happy meal toy I found in a dank corner of his garage. The shrapnel from his house did cause some collateral damage to the rest of the neighborhood but at least "Wise Goat" was a good sport about it, +rep.

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