Hey nifty America. It’s me, your president, John Hen… Ahhhh… Gotcha! Three Dog here! How’s everyone doin’?

All right, Three Dog has heard about some crazy things going on out there in the Capital Wasteland, but this one just might beat them all. I’ve been getting some scattered reports that a couple of costumed kooks have been battling for control of the settlement called Canterbury Commons. One of these wackos seems to be assisted by robots, and the other by mutated bugs. Every day it seems to be the same nutty scene, with the scuffles ending in a stalemate. So if your travels take you to Canterbury Commons, keep your head down and your assault rifle loaded for crazy.

Thanks for listening, children. This is Three Dog, and you’re listening to Galaxy News Radio. We’re Radio Free Wasteland, and we’re here… for you.

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