NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU while only having won 2 Majors L****

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

刀剑艺术在线: 卷 1 第一章
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水沪下了水坑里赤身裸体地在沙发上和无畏地瞪着我。

“... Kirito, 赶快让您的衣服脱的。” 她说在权威性的声音。

“什么... w-我们要继续吗?”

“它将是愚蠢的如果我们停止在这里!」

我赶紧答应了。 打开的窗口中显示的水沪、我切换关闭选项深深埋在菜单中。

因为, 在匆忙的开始, 没有浪漫的心情来说的。 坐在床上的小的是我们两个, 我们慢慢做尽可能多的系统将会允许的。

暗蓝色的月光过滤通过窗口、铸件、复杂的阴影在床上。

因为 Salemburg 没有市场、二万人消失在夜晚。 只有我能听到的是模糊的窃窃私语的湖景和我的报警-像心跳, 似乎反映在走动