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Recent reviews by Depon Darwin Wingnut

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14.6 hrs on record
Thank you for the sub uhhh combass8000, he says whens ration time well uh I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and startled at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: The urge to reproduce. Chats like this guys playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing family feud for the snes.
Posted November 28, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.9 hrs on record (25.4 hrs at review time)
homeless cave peasant: I CAST CHAOS!! (Braapps out a supernova, taking out the entire human kingdom)
Posted October 23, 2024.
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4.4 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Event horizon but instead of hell its all mouthwash.
Posted September 29, 2024. Last edited September 29, 2024.
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9.7 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
great game, worth the buy
Posted July 24, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
25.7 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bobby the hounds are ripping the fence apart
Posted July 17, 2020. Last edited July 20, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record
Hello everybody my name is amnesia dark markiplier
Posted June 10, 2020. Last edited July 20, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.7 hrs on record
Yelp review:

Pissed my pants because I couldn't find the restroom.

4/5 pants
Posted August 18, 2019. Last edited November 28, 2024.
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