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Jorah: "Emphasis on the Ser! This is Ser Barristan the bold, the not to old, to take your gold, barry the scary, his skin is smoooooth and his beard hairy, he is the strongest knight in westeros, and his eyes are bluer then the sky itself!"
Daenerys: Thank you for saving my life. I am in your debt"
Jorah: "IN HIS DEBT? Khalesi this is SER BARRISTAN you owe him your first child.. if I could give him one I would!"
Barman: What can I get.. oh ♥♥♥♥ half your head is an orange!! How did that happen??
Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc.
Barman: What in the hell were your three wishes, half your head is an orange.
Guy: First Wish - I wished for every woman in the world to love me.
Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish?
Guy: Second Wish - I wished that I was a billionaire.
Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange?
Guy: It was a silly wish. I don't wanna say:
Barman: Go on tell me, I'll give you a drink.
Guy: Ok well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.