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but goyim, if you don't watch porn, where am I going to get my shekels from?:shivahstar:
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I remember very well that awful day
I was in my mother, curled up tight
Though I have to say, it was as dark as night
Nothing to do, didn't wanna breathe
I was so happy, didn't want to leave
Then I hear some people give a shout
"One push, Mrs. Rosen, and he'll be out!"
I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me
I shouted out, "How'd you know I'm a he?"
Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can talk!"
I popped out my head, said, "Now watch me walk!"
I juked and jived around that room
Balam-bam-boola balam-ba-diddy-boom
When I was one, I swam the English Channel
When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel
When I was three, I started getting thinner
When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner
When I was five, I was in a band playing drums
When I was six, I ate a bag of plums
When I was seven, I robbed a bank with my sister
When I was eight, I became prime minister
When I was nine, I closed all the schools
When I was ten, they made me king of the fools
gamer headset = on
rice = gotten
women and minorities = beaten
yep its gamer time 😎😎😎😎😎
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I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
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WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO