So today Mikey was in the supermarket going to buy some cheese for the next week before the stores close, got 8 packages of finest Dutch. When he was waiting in line to pay for it a gentleman in front of him collapsed, his wife looked at Mikey and said "He has Hypoglycemia, someone please bring something that contains sugar!!". Mikey immediately ran to the sweets section, after only 1 minute of choosing since he was in a hurry, he went with ice-cream snickers bar and ran back to the register, with his trembling hands he got rid of the plastic cover, leaned it to the old gentleman. When the old man turned to Mikey: "I know you..." he said "you are that guy from HCM... Keep it, you need it more with all that salt..." - By Brutus
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I've also heard a story that SUUS uses only the rarest species of snus. It lives in the ruins of Chernobyl and is full of toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that will explode your head if you use it. But SUUS doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care since he is a BADASS and uses this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ called Oden's Cold Dry Extreme. 22mg toxic waste from the darkest and deepest underground catacombs of Ukraine that is full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and will increase the risk of getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer you piece of ♥♥♥♥. ☐ Not REKT ☑ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REKT
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Another beautiful story by my brother Brutus. <3

It feels warm and refreshing , its not like all the other ones where you feel it the next weeks , ... hes not the kinda guy . And even though it might seem weird it even has it´s own unique flavor .... kinda like orange mixed with salt .... Not the ordinary Salt . The Salt you would find in the deepest of oceans , where mystyrious creatures await to be discovered , where you can´t see your hands in front of you .And its kinda the same with him you can´t see through his soul that easily . When he screams "du drecks Jude" He doesn´t really mean it .He´s reflecting his own words onto himself and constantly blaming himself for what has happend . He probably didn´t want that to happen as well . Like who would like to see his own ♥♥♥♥ falling for someone like "Gaben" but thats enough for right now .I´ve already driven off way too far and said things i shouldn´t have . He´s a nice Guy lets just leave it at that.
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