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Hands down an amazing experience, buy it on steam then also be able to play it on mobile? AND without paying for it on mobile? hells yea. Solid grind, solid game..

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?isgudgaem

NGL this game isnt for me... but for some it might be. It's both good and bad. good times vs the bad times. with friends its good times but randos meh not so much.

This client of OSRS is good, however I prefer Runelite. Honestly I'd say this mmo is better than most *cough* WoW *cough*.
Truth be told this game got really catchy music that's enjoyable during the grind and out of the grind.

Beautiful looking game with a great art aesthetic, it plays like a souls-like but the combat varies as it has a similar system to the trick-weapons from bloodborne. With talk about Dark souls and the game's similarities in movement/combat style the controls are vastly different, the most notable is that you can't change the "B"/"O" Interact binding and the "A"/"X" binding is your dash/sprint default. If you are use to DS controls and rolls mechanics, transitioning to Nioh 2 will take some time. Other than the controls being slight funky at first the game plays great, though running the game at 120fps can cause issues with frames. Overall I'd recommend the game.

I Loved EVERY second, minute, and hour playing this game.

The character you play as feels like a companion rather than a playable character from start to finish.

I highly recommend this game to anyone who doesn't mind sitting down and delving deep in a heavy, sad, and enticing but long story!

Good Game so far, also the game is like pokemon I guess.

Coco is a freakin' legend and his best quote by far:
"I wonder who these clowns were?"
Best Quote from a game I've seen for a little context he was looking at a group picture of dead dudes

tModLoader prior to be added to steam was amazing but one problem, installation. Now with tModloader added to steam as a mod it has never been as easy to play modded Terraria! tModLoader its self is very easy to use and to install mods simple, the mod browser makes easy work of any mod installation (though most mods it would be as easy as finding the mod folder in the files of Terraria and doing a drag and drop of the zip file). To play with friends, everyone would have to have tModLoader installed and now its simple and easy to get. I recommend every Terraria player to have tModLoader, for tModLoader made modding/debugging Terraria for all these years a breeze.

In all honesty I thought this was going to be more interactive BUT it wasn't. Doesn't take away from the experience but the dev could have done some more, I did enjoy but now I have to find a vid or something of a Nun Punch

it was made in rpg maker and is a neat concept, a small yes or no test with some somewhat thought provoking questions.

I got Blessing.

BEFORE YOU BUY!!!: In order to load up some textures, maps, and sounds you abesolutely need to have Counter Strike: Source or it's source files which can be found on the internet for free and is legal as it SHOULD only be the source files being disbruted and not the game. Mind you, using the source files will only allow you to see the textures but not spawn the items from Counter Strike: Source. The game will work without Source, but I HIGHLY recommend you pick up either a copy of Counter Strike Source from steam or the source files on the internet.

This game is like when you get a massive headache and you really want to do something but can't because it just hurts. It's great for the first 500+ hours, but past that its just an addiction. It seriously is a great game, best with friends, and a fantasic way to install 1000+ mods without realizing how much storage your using up for just ONE game. The game is like Minecraft but without the blocks(you can install a mod to place blocks however), the unoffical name for this game is Minecraft 2.0: My Serious Addiction. If you get to this part of the review thank you for wasting your life on this and just as you would in Garry's Mod.