This life story segment isn't about how long I have played, or how much I really really (not reallly) do appreciate sweaty advice on how to be more mlg or mge or OPP or TLC or whatever tickles your fancy (Yawn). This is to affirm that I am that 1 individual who saw a game, installed it, played it, heard "victory" and then went on my way to buy bread. I do me. I love my friends. I hope my friends love me. Thank you for attending my TED talk