LowSpeedBoot
Oregon, United States
 
 
Dude shooter extraordinaire
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🔥Emperor Pyromancer🔥 25 Jun, 2019 @ 5:38am 
Lucoa 4 life
Liquefied Dog 1 Feb, 2018 @ 10:50am 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for by bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player you i play with 400 ping on brazil server and im Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
Liquefied Dog 1 Feb, 2018 @ 10:48am 
good game but I red faced you because you took the defuse on the 12th round, even though I told you im trying to get 12rws. you're being a ♥♥♥♥ and ruining everyone elses experience i hope you learn your lesson. also its not cool when you call people bowlcuts, sometimes its all you can afford idiot. overall pretty chill dude just had to report you for your general toxicity. esea pugs are not the place for toxicity - they are the place for improvement and skill growing. apologize and I will remove my support ticket. gg
Liquefied Dog 1 Feb, 2018 @ 10:48am 
most toxic kid under 3ft ever to play this game. kid has an ego the size of his smile (which is giant on account of the amount of silverware he has strapped to his chompers)
Liquefied Dog 3 Aug, 2017 @ 4:45pm 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut. You take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virtual money every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day AND FOR WHAT TO GET A GOOD LAUGH? I KNOW UR SLOTS ARE RIGGED YOU ♥♥♥♥♥. I cant feed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family because I have developed a virtual gambling addiction you fat ♥♥♥♥♥. My children have been eating nothing but cardboard and milk for the last 4 months ever since i met you. My marriage is now in shambles because my wife does not trust me with our mekos and she cries every night and it kills me inside. But there is nothing I can do except get my daily and feel the rush of typing >slots 100 everyday in everyday out. I think I am losing my mind. I hope you sleep real good at night knowing that you are destroying lives you sick twisted ♥♥♥♥♥
Liquefied Dog 3 Aug, 2017 @ 4:45pm 
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! 😍😘😍 *snickers nefariously* 😈😂😈 /thinks to self/ 🤔 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl 🙋 to be my girlfriend 😙❤️💋 and i'll ride the cool 😎🕶😎 roller coasters! 🎢🎢 c'mon, luck be a lady 🚺 tonight!' *crosses fingers ✌️ and gulps 😤* s-so.. *adjusts collar 👔 and looks firmly 😐* what do you say to my proposal? 💍 *waits patiently* ⏱⌚️⏰