Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Inara: (to Mal) "You were drugged."

Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"

(Everyone falls deathly silent)
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Life is both difficult and time-consuming.
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Just weigh your own hurt against the hurt of all the others, and then
do what's best.
-- Lovers and Other Strangers
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Protestors: Free Tibet! Free Tibet!
Peter: I'll take it! [He runs to a nearby phone booth]
Peter: Hello, China? I have something you may want. But it's gonna cost ya. That's right. All the tea.
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He looked sideways into the leering faces of men who would kill him sooner than think , and in fact would find it a lot easier.
(Sourcery)
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I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother.
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"Oh, 'Melia, my dear, this does everything crown!
Who could have supposed I should meet you in Town?
And whe

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