Well!
Kyle's mom is a ♥♥♥♥♥,
She's a big fat ♥♥♥♥♥,
She's the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ in the whole wide world
She's a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥,
If there ever was a ♥♥♥♥♥,
She's a ♥♥♥♥♥ to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a ♥♥♥♥♥,
On Tuesday she's a ♥♥♥♥♥,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a ♥♥♥♥♥
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom?
She's the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole ♥♥♥♥♥ 'cause she has stupid hair,
She a ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥,
♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥,
She's a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥!
Kyle's mom's a ♥♥♥♥♥ and she's just a dirty ♥♥♥♥♥!
Kyle's mom is a ♥♥♥♥♥, aah.