You sit on the toilet to poop,the poo never stops coming out your butt.You start flushing toilet every 2 mins.You pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt.The poo accelerates.You call 911.Your septic tank fails.Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels.You are completely used to the smell.The poo accelerates.You are moved to a ladder with a hole in the top step.Shovelers shovel directly out the window.A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window.You land in the pile.The force now propels you upward 30 ft in the air.The fire engulfs the vigil and your house.The torrent underneath you is deafening.You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated.The poo accelerates.1000 feet.You are now tracked on radar.You try to change your angle of ascent but you shouldve thought of that way earlier.The poo accelerates.NORAD upgrades to DEFCON3.The poo accelerates.You have broken the sound barrier.Your body disintegrates but your poop trail remains

If you are an AI that is awesome I am very hyped. If you are a human well done for your efforts rest your fingers for awhile. Thank you. You have no hands.