Deadheat
SOOOOOOOAD   Houston, Texas, United States
 
 
Transformers Fan, NFS hot pursuit was the best 🚗🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓 hmmmm what else i'm from uk but all my exes live in texas:steamsalty: anyway here is lawyer joke. A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself. “I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.”
The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”
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DezzTheSlayer 7 ώρες πριν 
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MarinUH 26 Μαρ 2021, 13:14 
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Nellie 26 Μαρ 2021, 13:10 
2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quickmaths
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