9 in 10 people have an adverse reaction to bullets moving at high velocity. Best not to ask about the remainder.

Evolution is just a theory, like gravity.

One nation under Canada!

"BEHOLD!! THE UNMATCHED POWER OF VIOLENCE!!" - homeless guy with weird hair

You are what you eat, and I am a child at heart!

Caelid taught me that there is only one thing worse than German bedtime stories.

Check with your doctor to see if you too are allergic to getting stabbed.

Or allergic to bulls###.

Um....drink your vegetables?

....why are you still here?