Unfortunatley, I am Ji Xiping
One day, I met a boy who wanted me to lick his father's pp
Unfortunatley, I am Ji Xiping
Insulting the Chinese Leader is punishable...
by rape! But of course!
One day, I met a man who bragged about his pp size
Unfortunately, I am Ji Xiping
So, I sentenced him to forced prostitution
Let's see how long it takes you now...
One day, I met a lady who openly admitted to being homosexual
Unfortunately, I am Ji Xiping
There's no mistake, you're a moron, and it's time to pay for your crimes...
One day, a man came and challenged me to a sword fight in the bathroom
Unfortunately, I am Ji Xiping
So I gave him what he asked for, and sentenced him to jerk off men in the bathroom
...This should do the trick. Let's see you masturbate your way out of this one
...okay.you are a lot bigger than i expected...
How about i make you my sex slave?
One day, I met a man who offered me to be Chief Keef
Unfortunately, I am Ji Xiping
Doesn't he know being a rapper is illegal in China?
So I had my new monkey slave toss his salad really good
Suffice to say, the trans hanged himself